文言文“外科医生”翻译全文。

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

有一个医生自称自己精通外科。一个副将从前线回来，被乱箭射中，深深进入肌肉。那医生于是手拿着剪刀剪去在外面的箭身，就跪下请求酬劳。副将说：“箭头还在肌肉里，希望你赶快医治。”医生说：“这是内科的事了，你不应该都要求我做。”副将说：“呜呼，世界上竟然会有你这样如此狡诈骗人的人。”

有一个医生,自称擅长外科医术.一个副将从前线回来,被乱箭射伤了,一直刺入身体里,把这个医生叫来让他治疗.这个医生手里拿了一把大剪子,把露在身体外面的箭身剪掉,便跪着等着将军的奖赏.将军说:“箭头还在身体里需要尽快治疗啊。”医生说“取肉内的箭头是内科的义务，没想到也一起要求我来治疗！”世界上竟然会有你这样如此狡诈骗人的人。”