UC知道翻译I don't play God, playing is for children!
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帮忙翻译下这段介绍，我有几个地方不太明白
I don't play God, playing is for children!
I have once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Guns don't kill people. I kill people.
I was sending an email one day, when I realized that it would be faster to run.
When I do a pushup, I don't lift myself up; I am pushing the Earth down.
I once survived a suicide bombing. I was the bomber.
I can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass! At night!
Superman owns a pair of my pajamas.
I don't wear a watch; I decide what time it is.
I did count to infinity - twice.
I can divide by zero.
I don't play God, playing is for children!
I have once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Guns don't kill people. I kill people.
I was sending an email one day, when I realized that it would be faster to run.
When I do a pushup, I don't lift myself up; I am pushing the Earth down.
I once survived a suicide bombing. I was the bomber.
I can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass! At night!
Superman owns a pair of my pajamas.
I don't wear a watch; I decide what time it is.
I did count to infinity - twice.
I can divide by zero.
不要玩上帝,玩是给孩子!
我已经拜访维京群岛。 他们是现在岛。
枪不杀人。 我杀人。
我正在把一天送给电子邮件, 当我了解跑会是比较快速的时候。
当我做 pushup 的时候，我不向上升高我自己;我正在把地球推动下来。
我曾经平安渡过一个自杀爆炸。 我是轰炸机。
我能以放大玻璃使蚂蚁着火燃烧! 在晚上!
超人拥有一双我的睡衣。
我不穿着一只手表; 我决定它是何时。
我对无限大确实计算 - 两次。
我能根据零分开。
我不扮演上帝,是儿童玩! 我曾经访问过的维尔京群岛. 现的岛屿. 枪不杀人. 我杀人. 我是送邮件有一天,当我知道自己会更快办好. pushup当我做,我不解除自己起来; 我推动地球. 我曾经受过一次自杀性爆炸. 我是轰炸机. 我可以订火蚁用放大镜! 夜! 超人拥有一双我的睡衣. 我不戴一只手表; 我决定什么时候有. 我本来指望无穷-两次. 我可以除以零.