谁有英文版的‘巴拉克/舍瓦’配对的文章？

Title: Rewards
Author: labyrinthstars

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“Damn.”

“Yeah, damn.”

“I got terrible English pronunciation.”

“Not really.”

“Okay and now you try to irritate me. We both learns English and you sometimes even teach me. See good English you speak. Compare that with mine. And now you say my pronunciation is not that bad as me think.”

“What I mean is that you've got terrible grammar as well as pronunciation, pal.”

“Shit. Look what you teached me and what I have learnt!”

“Okay! I have to admit that I'm not a good teacher. By the way it's “taught” not “teached”.”

“What? TOR-CH? Isn't it teached? Urgh, I don't know!”

“You should find Kristen for your English instead.”

“No! I just... not stop say Italian to her.”

“What? You mean you cannot resi