【200分汉译英】不要和老婆大人讲道理—关于幸福

关于幸福 On Happiness

老婆：你娶了我是不是特别幸福啊？
Wife: Really happy yea? Having me as your wife?

老公：没觉得。你又不讲理，又不干活，还老折腾人，我怎么幸福啊
Husband: Happy? How can I be happy with a wife lazy, vicious and unreasonable ?

老婆：这就是你的幸福啊。我不讲理，才能反衬出你的宽容大度；我不干活，就培养出了你，所谓艺多不压身，让你能力强还不好吗；我折腾人，你的生活才充满了多彩多采，你看，你的婚姻生活就不像别人家那么单调吧!
Wife: Yes, this is just where your happiness lies! Thanks to my unreasonablity, your mercy and tolent quality have fully shown. Thanks to my laziness, you have the precious opportunity to became talent and skillful. Thanks to my viciosity, see, how colourful your marriage is!

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Wife: Really happy yea? Having me as your wife?

Husband: Happy? How can I be happy with a wife lazy, vicious and unreasonable ?

Wife: Yes, this is just where your happiness lies! Thanks to my unreasonablity, your mercy and tolent quality have fully shown. Thanks to my laziness, you have the precious opportunity t