answer the following questions in a clever way

1. March 3月....
2. 1 yard = 3 feet or It depends on how many people stand in the yard.
3. closed.
4.实在想不出....

(1):Which month do soldiers hate? Why?
(2):How many feet are there in a yard?
(3):How do you like your school?
(4)To whom does everyone always take off his hat?
1 march,because it means the soliders have to fight
2 3 feet
3
4 饭店门口帮你放衣服那个人waitor?

1.战士恨哪个月？为什么？

2.多少只脚有没有在一个围场？

3.你认为您的学校怎么样？

4.对大家总脱谁他的帽子？

1). have no idea
2). 3ft
3). a lot (I know you are looking for funny answers but I can't come up with any! =(
4). wind? (I've heard of this joke before...just don't remember the answer)

期待答案