谁能把里面的英语都翻译成中文？

big Mike big Mike
!@#$%
i like that NO.9 like my shoes
!@#$%
that's nice thing
@#$%^&%$#
Dr. Pepper my brother
another for your mother
double double super star
and don't forget the $%^#$@
that's about it
顺便问一句，你是在恶搞回答问题的人吗？