有哪些 最经典的中国式英语？

我叫大老王
i call bag old wang
好好学习，天天向上
good good study, day day up
我想你
i think you

give you some color to see see
go to your mohters
给你点颜色看看
去你妈的

If you no three no four,give you some color see see.
如果你不三不四，给你点颜色瞧瞧。

兄弟们,上brothers, up