谁能帮我想一个以How much开头的英语脑筋急转弯或者笑话？越短越好！拜托啊！

how much does it cost to get married，Daddy,
a little boy asked his father。The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。

How much are the flower?
The flower is one.
how much?
one.
how much?
one.
I don't like the flower, goodbay.
one.

你哦啊

1、有人出国前学英语：How much （....东西多少钱）
一天他去英国，想买袋洗衣粉，结果他就是想不起来“多少钱”怎么说！冥思苦想了半晌！
结果他和人家说：“好吃嘛？”（how-ch-Mu）；
售货员不懂；他接着说：“Ma-How -ch?"(嘛好吃啊？）
售货员还是不懂，他接着说：“How-ch-mu-a ？”（好吃嘛啊？！！）
2、How much are the flower?
The flower is one.
how much?
one.
how much?
one.
I don't like the flower, goodbay.
one.
3、teacher;how much hair do you have ?"
Student :"A hundred and twenty millions ."
Teacher :"How do you know it ?"
Student :" i count it when i can't been sleep.
4、how much is left when you take half