求初一英语笑话~急啊

小明是个英语呆子，一天他踩到一个老外的脚……
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明紧张：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for? （four）
小明脸红道：I am sorry five!

1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...

>Error: No Brain Detected!!!

这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1…

>错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！

2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！

3、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?

Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？

少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。

4、Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, s