帮我写一段英语口语对话~"择偶条件"和"网恋"这两个话题

网恋: . .
online love affair

1. 要想死得最惨，马上开始网恋。
To calm the worst and immediately began courtship on the Internet.

2. 搞清楚自己想要什么样的网恋对象。
Know what you're looking for in a cyberdate.

3. 人家QQ来了，我们就回，回是为了争取网恋。
If they use QQ, then we reply with QQ in order to strive for cyber love.

4. 但是如果网恋迫使我们不得不上的话，我们是能够一直上到底的。
But if cyber love compels us to do so without choice, we can go on-line till the end of time.

5. 网恋一点儿，舒服一点儿；网恋很多，舒服很多；彻底网恋，彻底舒服。
A little cyber love, a little comfort; the more cyber love, the more comfort; thorough cyber love, thorough comfort.

6. （我听说蔡智恒又出了一本有关网恋的小说，我很想看看是什么样的。）
I'm told that Cai Zhiheng has just got another e-love novel published. I'm so curious about it.
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7. 网恋只不过是现实世界的逃避，终究是虚拟的，不真实的，我永远不会再相信网恋。
The net-love is noth