英语趣事

Tears of Ice-cream
One day , a new teacher came in a small school from a big city. At his first class, a boy asked,“I saw a word ice-cream from a book. But what is the ice -cream ?” What an easy question ! But for the children in a small village , it may be not . The teacher answered,“The ice-cream is made of ice, cream, chocolate and so on .”All the students are listening carefully . After that , a girl on the left asked,“what is chocolate?”The teacher was deep in thought: Those are the children’s favorite food in the city. But for them……. I should be a window to show them another wonderful world.
One month passed. The teacher got back home. He bought a box of ice-cream and covered with a quilt . In a hurry ,he went back to school. But it is too far , When the children saw him , he was sweating and the ice cream was tearing. White tears !

先用汉语写一篇很简单的小故事，然后翻译。

一定是演讲

A teacher said to her class:

"Who was the first man?"