哭~哪个有心人可以帮我翻译以下对话???

来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/06/03 16:08:08
小猪:"DADY,我今天拾到了10块钱.不过,我还给那个人啦!"

猪爸:"GOOD GIRL!人家有没有跟你讲THANK YOU啊?"

小猪:"没有啦......他拉我的耳朵,我才把钱还给他的.他哪里会跟我讲THANK YOU......"

小猪:"爸爸,如果地上有一张5块一张10块,你会拿那一张呢......"

猪爸:"当然是拿10块的咯......"

小猪:"爸爸,你很笨那, 你不会两张都拿......"

小猪:"爸爸为什么上个月那个人来跟你讨钱,你告诉他没有钱还他.这个月他又来跟你讨钱,你又说没有钱还他.....?"

猪爸:"唉呀!爸爸要守信用嘛$#@#&%."

小猪:"......"

小猪:"DADY,今天我们在学校,老师要我们捐钱."

猪爸:"啊!那你有没有跟她讲你没有钱!!!"

小猪:"我讲了......可是她说你有"

猪爸:"%#%@......$#&@%......"

小猪:"爸爸,为什么人家的屋子这么大,我们的屋子却这么小?"

猪爸:"爸爸没有钱嘛......"

小猪:"那要怎么样才可以拿到大大的房子呢?"

猪爸:"你要好好用功读书,长大之后赚多多的钱就可以住大大的房子了!"

小猪:"那你为什么小时候不好好读书......?"

猪爸:"%$#@#*&%%"
是的，把这几则笑话翻译成英文~~~~~哪个英语高手可以帮我翻译一下？？？我刚注册百度的

Piglets: "DADY, I Shidao the 10 money, but I returned to that person!"

Zhuba: "GOOD GIRL! People have Genni Jiang THANK YOU ah» "

Piglets: "Not · · · · ·he did not pull my ear, I only money returned to him. Where he will Genwo Jiang THANK YOU ......"

Piglets: "Daddy, if the ground with a 5 1 10, you will take that one? ......"

Zhuba: "of course, with 10 of 1,10 ......"

Piglets: "Daddy, you Henben it, you will not have two with ......"

Piglets: "Daddy why last month that person to tell you Taoqian, you tell him he did not Qianhai. He came again this month Taoqian with you, you said he did not Qianhai .....?"

Zhuba: "Aiya! Father to keep trust them $#@#&%."

Piglets :"......"

Piglets: "DADY, today in our schools, our teachers to donate money."

Zhuba: "ah! You