帮我翻译成英文,THANKS

哥们，你是不是正跟哪个美女拿英文聊天呢！一口气出这么多翻译，还跟短信一个感觉~~
if you learn chinese well, i may tell you ~~~

If you grasp Chinese,and then I may tell u.

If you emulate good at Chinese
Maybe I will tell you

i would not let you know until you improved your english.

If you learn Chinese well,I will tell you.

I will tell you this unless you learn your chinese well!