希望哪位高手兼好心人帮忙写篇谈论ads,crimes,fashion,transportation的三分钟英语对话

A Story about how bus ads transported
Jane from the horrors of Shoreditch fashion crimes.

Jane and Jill are standing at a busstop, waiting for public transportation.
Jane: Did I tell you what happened to me on the bus the other day?
Jill: No.
Jane: Well, I saw a girl on the bus.
Jill: What about it?
Jane: She was wearing a big pink dress, with green horizonal stripes on it. But she was fat.
Jill: Okay.
Jane: Don't you get it?
Jill: Get what?
Jane: It was trying to be really Shoreditch, but it must be a fashion crime to be seen wearing contrasting horizontal stripes. Especially when you're fat.
Jill: She can wear anything she wants to wear.
Jane: No, she can't. Its disgusting. I want to kill all the people who dress badly. Look at my impeccable fashion sense.
Jill: Stop being such a judgemental bitch, Jane.
Jane: I'm not. I'm just telling the truth.
Jill: You have a fat face.