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一日，张先生总是发现妻子的手机上有一则陌生人的短信，而且每次短信的内容都是一样的：
“赵兄托你帮我办点事。”！
晚上十点，张先生一举将出轨的妻子和那个正在苟合的男人擒拿。
张先生大骂：太小看我人民公安了，你以为那短信我不懂？倒过来读就是“十点半我帮你脱胸罩".
ж他人笑む┣≡我太に⊙Ν疯颠’《ㄥ，Б我ナ笑他Р人看╔不穿ァ！~
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笑话吧
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful and loving wives...... however, they had gotten over－enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, while walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery they were passing. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said
"These damn girls nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst....... my wife came home wit