急需 我今天要做个DAILY REPORT 谁能帮我想想啊？

I am on duty today and I want to share a joke with you:
A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Is that funny? I think so. Hope you will like it. That's all for my daily report.

什么都没说，别人怎么帮你呢，至少也要说是哪些方面的吧

你给个范围或者题目吧。
还是就随便帮你想？