帮忙翻译成一则英文笑话

Before of After

A fat lady went to see her diet doctor.
"If you eat only two pieces of bread and an apple a meal, you'll be much thinner in a month!"
One week later, the women called the docter and asked him whether she should eat the bread and the apple before of after the meal.
感觉还是挺地道的！

笑话就应该简单，改成对话的形式，又不是在写作文

Failure in banting
A fat woman went to see her diet doctor for reducing.
The doctor advised her: "if you can insist on eating two pieces of bread and one apple per meal for a month, you will get more slight."
But just one week later, the woman called her doctor:"Im sorry, doctor. I had forgotten to ask you whether i should eat my diet before or after the meal."

Weight reduction

A fat woman went to visit the diet doctor,she was told to keep on eating two bread and one apple each meal one month ,then she will lose weight.After a week,she telephoned the doctor