我就是泰坦尼克号的船长

我就是世界之王

你名字叫什么?
What' your name?Are you Mr.Smith?
How old are you?I think you're too old now.
Do you know a movie of Titanic?That was born in 1997.
I always do not know you can say Chinese,I think you must be a Genius.But if you are not Genius,I think you're just say something about it.
I can tell you,don't be an American Captain!You're Chinese people,you know,the "Green young people" will kill you at once.
If you're the Captain of Titanic,you must be know something about Rose and Jack.Don't tell they aren't really,you know,I like Titanic best,but if you tell me a lie,I will kill you tomorrow.
OK,just at the end of now.Good night,my dear!

该死的语法!

我终于找到和我失散多年的弟弟了

我是阿诺施瓦辛格~ 嘿嘿

不是很像吧～
他老人家进天堂了～

有人说你140岁了