这个笑话是甚麼意思啊?

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/05/14 12:31:05
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives......"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

哈哈哈,坐在后面听的那个女人搞错了,她以为他们在谈性,但实际上他在跟他朋友说Mississippi怎么拼

公共汽车站和二个意大利人得到。 他们坐下并且参与愉快的谈话。 坐在他们之后的夫人起初忽略他们,但是她的注意被镀锌,当她听见时其中一个人说以下:

"埃玛首先来。 小室我来。 小室二驴子一起来。 我来一旦更多。 二头驴子,他们再一起来。 我再来并且两次撒尿。 然后我来一lasta倍。“

"您口出粗俗的性占据心思的猪, “愤概地反击了夫人。 “在这个国家,我们不在公共场所大声讲话对我们的性生活......”

"嘿,下来coola夫人, “说人。 “谁关于sexa的talkin ? 我是justa tellin我的frienda怎么对spella ‘密西西比’”。

Two Italian men are having an animated conversation on a bus.The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:(两名意大利男子在公共汽车上兴致勃勃地聊天。坐在他们后面的女士一开始没有在意,但后来她听到其中一个男人说了一段让她极其震惊的活:)

“Emma come first.Den I come.Den two asses come together.I come once-a-more.Two asses,they come together again.I come again and pee twice.Den I come one lasta time.” (Emma先来。然后是I。然后两个asses。然后再是I。接着两个asses又一起来。I再来一次,pee两次。I最后收尾。)

“You foul-mothed sex-obsessed swine,”retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country,we don