求多则简短英语冷笑话

1

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

A: He wanted to see the waterfall.

2

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?

A: He wanted to see the butterfly.

3

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

A: He wanted to save time.

4

Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?

A: A clock.

5

Q: What has a neck, but no head?

A: A bottle.

6

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

A: On the bottom.

7

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

one car come, one car come
two car pangpang
one car die

这个虽然不是英文冷笑话，但也够逗的了~~

1 ． we two who and who ？ > 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2 ． how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你，怎么老是你？