这段英语不太懂,特来请教了

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/06/09 07:32:13
Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes time. The good news is that I can see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. The bad news is that this island appears to be uncharted - I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives."Yossi turns to Janine and asks, "Janine, dear, did we turn off the oven?" and Janine replies, "Of course."

"Janine, are our life insurance policies paid up?"

"Of course."

"Janine, did we pay our pledge for the synagogue appeal?"

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Yossi 和 Janine, 一对年老的犹太夫妇,一起坐飞机去远东。突然,扩音器传来机长的声音:“女士们先生们,我恐怕要告诉你们一个很坏的消息。我们的引擎停止工作了,此飞机将在几分钟内着陆。好消息则是我能看到下面有个小岛,适合我们降落。还有一个坏消息是这个小岛在地图上没有标出——我在地图上找不到。所以很大可能不会有人来援救我们,我们不得不在上面生活很长时间,也许余生。”Yossi转过头问Janine:“Janine,亲爱的,我们关上烤箱电源了吗?“Janine 回答:“当然关了”
" “Janine,我们的人身保险交了吗?”

“交了”

“Janine,我们付了犹太求助费用吗?”

“我的天,我忘了发支票”

谢天谢地,那他们一定会来找我们的!”

yossi和janine ,老人犹太夫妇,都是坐在一起对飞机飞行到远东。突然,公共广播系统,船长宣布, “女士们,先生们,我恐怕我有一些非常坏消息,我们的引擎已停止运转,这架飞机将持续下降,在几分钟的时间。好消息是,我可以看到一个岛国,下面我们应该能够容纳我们的目标。坏消息是,这个岛国似乎是未知的-我无法找到它在我们的地图,所以赔率是,我们将永远获救将有居住在该岛上一段很长的时间,如果不是为了休息,我们的生活“ 。 yossi轮流janine和要求, ” janine ,亲爱的,我们关掉烤箱“ ?和janine的答复, “当然” 。

“ janine ,是我们的寿险保单的实收” ?

“当然” 。

“ janine ,我们付出我们的承诺,为犹太教堂上诉” ?

“哦我的上帝,我忘了欢送支票” 。

“感谢上天!他们会找到我们肯定” !

上面这个回答太有意思了,比原来的笑话要好玩多了。