求变形金刚2中Bobby B大叔说的那个笑话,要英文的

我帮你找到了原版英文的剧本：
　　http://www.sogood.cn/qs/qsxz/200807/2008071609401803.txt
　　是这段了：
　　Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them.

　　Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy!

　　Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch.

　　I tell you, man, she deaf, you know?

　　Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need.

　　This ain't bad.

　　其实你要是练英文听力最好还是下DVDrip的片子看，中英字幕都有的，
　　射手上也有发布影片的字幕
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　　如：变形金刚》(Transformers)国英双语+导演评论[DVDRip]
　　http://www.verycd.com/topics/204058/
　　◎译 名 变形金刚
　　◎片 名 Transformers