中国式英语？

Long time no see!
好久不见！

Good good study, day day up!
好好学习，天天向上！

Give you some color see see!
给你点颜色瞧瞧！

这几句已经被美国人编入正式出版的英语词典。

就是按照中文的语序逐字翻译，如好好学习天天向上good good study,day day up

take iron拿铁（咖啡）long time no see好久不见。我个人认为语言这东西不要太刻板，只要你我知会就好了，既然有美式英语，澳式英语那为什么不能有中式英语呢？

“给你点颜色看看”说成“Give you some colour see see.”
we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊？
how are you?how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3.you me you me
彼此彼此
4.you give me stop!
你给我站住
5.konw is know noknow is noknow.
知之为知之，不知为不知
6.watch sister
表妹
7.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生风，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
8.american chinese not eough
美中不足
9.one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
10.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
11 If you want money,i have no.
if you wang life,i have one!
要钱没有，要命一条。
12 I call li