帮我找个用英语说的相声台词~

相声没有
不过小品倒是有
Characters:

Angel: A chief broadcaster.

Anny: A primary school girl who had called so much in order to look for her mother.

Anny’s father

Anny’s teacher

Anny’s classmates

Divide the stage into two parts.

On the left: Children’s ward, a chair, some flowers.

On the right: A desk, a chair, a lamp, some books.

(幕启，舞台左半亮，右半暗)

(The phone is ringing)

Old woman: Hello!

Anny（怯生生地）: Hello, I, I want mum. Is that mum?

Old woman: Oh, I’m granny. I’m not mum.

Anny: I’m sorry.

（电话挂断声，拨号声又起）

A young woman: Hello!

Anny（怯生生地）: Hello! I want mum. Is that mum?

Young woman: Are you joking? I’m not married.

（电话继续响，右半舞台亮）

Angel: Hello!

Anny（鼓起勇气）: I want mum. Is that mum?

Angel: Who’s that speaking?

Anny: I’m