100分：请帮翻译一下一段话，谢谢

这是在一段视频上看到的，想理解其中意思。通俗一点

u better check them out
these little kids are Non-mainstream?
on they look like circus chicks.
are u guys trying to be a Acrobatic Troupe
or is it me just thinking to much
if you love body peircing too much
then let me give u a suggestion
how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack
whats it suppose to call?
a butt crack peirce
对了后面还有一段。是：
my mom didnt tought me very well enough to
be a gentle lady.
but atlease we know the difference between clowns
go take a look urself in the merrior.
what do u see?

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u see a clown.

u better check them out
你最好看仔细
these little kids are Non-mainstream?
这些小家伙是非主流？
or they look like circus chicks.
还是看起来像马戏团的小丑
are u guys trying to be a Acrobatic Troupe
你们这些人想组个杂技团吗
or is it me just thinking to much
还是我想的太多了而已
if you love body piercing too much
如果你们这么喜欢身体穿孔
then let me give u a suggestion
那么我可以给你们一个建议
how bout get a peircing on ur butt crack
在屁股沟上穿孔怎么样
whats it suppose to call?
该叫它什么名称
a butt crack pierce
屁股沟穿孔

问题补充：对了后面还有一段。是：

my mom didnt tought me very well enough to
我的妈妈没有把我教好
be a gentle lady.
我成不了淑女
but at least we know the difference between clowns
但是最起码我们知道小丑之间的区别
go take a look urself in the mirror.
你去照一下镜子吧
what do u see?
你看见了什么？

你最好仔细看看清楚，
这些小鬼们是非主流？
他们看起来象是马戏团的小鸡
你们这些家伙想成为杂技团吗？
或者是我想太多了而已
如果你特别喜欢穿环
那么我给你一个建议
在你屁股沟穿一个环怎么样？