求两则简短的英语小幽默,要有翻译.(初一的,不要太难)

第一篇
A Private conversation
Last week l went to the theatre.l had a very good seat.The play was very interesting.l did not enjoy it.A young man and a young woman were
sitting behind me.They were talking loudly.l got very angry.l could not hear the actors.l turned round.l looked at the man and the woman angrily.They did not pay any attention.ln the end,l could not bear it,
l turned around again."l can't hear a world!"l said angrily.
"lt's none of your business," the young man said rudely."lt's a private conversation.

第二篇
Sold O t
"The play may begin at any moment,"l said
"lt may have begun already,"Susan said.
l hurried to the ticket-office."May l have two tickets please?"l said.
"l`m sorry,we have sold out," the girl said.
"What a pity!"Susan exclaimed.
Just then,a man hurried to the ticket-office.
"Can l return these