下面一段话请翻译成英语？

[我是英文老师, 请放心使用]

Don't you say you will write me a letter? Why can I receive anything?
How are you doing lately? Can you get used to the livinig over there?

Oh ya, remember to buy me some local souveniors for me when you come back next time! *expecting*

One more question want to ask you, do you have specific major over there?

一楼的，老出来骗人！ 幼儿园的英语老师？

Do you ever write something to me?

But where is your letter?

Long time no see. How about you recently?

What is your true feeling about the life over there?

By the way, please remember that if you come back here, you should buy something special from your living place.I look foward to waiting you .

One more question I want to ask you, that is to say, are there different fields or topics or discipline for your choice?

You do not say that we would write to me? How even see the shadow of all-le!
Recently, how do you de-off? T