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I work for 7up"! 【我可是在七喜公司工作呀】

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first

man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile

the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a

director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are

happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked

him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!