帮忙翻译英文-谢谢（拉美西斯二世对奈菲尔塔利说的话）

I,have become Egyptian pharaoh,and I can give you whatever you want .If you want something reasonable,I'll give you B when it's A;if it's something unreasonable,I'll meet your demand for that what a unreasonable pharaoh do.

我，已经是埃及的法老，我可以给你一切你所想要的，如果是合理的，那么你要一，我给你二，如果是不合理的，那么我也做一个不明事理的君主，满足你。

I, was already Egypt's pharaoh, I may give, if is reasonable, then you who you all you want want one, I give you two, if is unreasonable, then I also am an unclear affair's crowned head, satisfies you.

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....我不是来回答的,我的英语和海带有的一比了,我只是来崇拜一下小拉的.5555好深情的话啊,不过是原句还是作者编的啊?能告诉我是哪里看来的吗???我超喜欢小拉的!!!

I have been the pharaoh of Egypt, I can give you all you want, if it is reasonable, then you have one, I'll give you two, if it is unreasonable, then I do not have good sense of a monarch, To meet you.

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