狮子与老虎的对话（最好英文）

tiger:morning,gossipmonger.
lion:what's up,dude.
tiger:Did you have breakfast?
lion:yes,I did it.
tiger:so,let's continue the topic what we talked yesterday.
lion:OK,i totally think i'm the king of this forest.
tiger:No,did you heard an old proverb in china,monkey could be the king just when tiger is not here.so if i'm not the king,the monkey would be the king.
lion:it sound reasonable.
tiger:yes,you loser.is your aunt still ok now?
lion:i'v no idea.she got a kind of horrible sick.
tiger:best wishes to her.i must go for dinner.
lion:but you just ate for breastfast for a little monent.
tiger:yes,you bastard.it's 15:00,we all got up too late,so we missed our lunch.
lion:you are right.i have to go for dinner,too.
tiger:ok.byebye,tiny guy.
lion:bye,god bless you.
中文意思：
老虎：早上好，哥们。
狮子：你好，小子。
老虎:你吃过早饭了么？
狮子：是的，我吃过了。
老虎：那么，让我们继续昨天的话题。
狮子:好的,我真的认为我就是森林中的大王。