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Hello!Everybody,I'm on duty today.I want to tell you a joke.
A Girl Just Like Mother

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice

“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her．

So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friend：

“Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her”

“So，”asked the friend，“what happened？”

“Nothing，”said the young man．“My father hates her！”