请帮忙翻译几个小短文，很简单的

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1.A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "

The father replied, " I don 't know ,son. I 'm still paying!! "

2. Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. "May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely. "Yes,you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him. "But I must ask you to read it here. You know I make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."
Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden. "Why,certainly," Twain told him,"You're more than welcome to it. But I must ask you to use it here. You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."
3.Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...

Mike: Pardon, sir,this time at f

小孩问他父亲“爸爸，结婚要花多少钱”
爸爸说，“我不知道，儿子，我现在还在（为结婚）付账呢”

有一次马克吐温到Tarry城的邻居那里借本书，“我可以从你这里借本书吗？”他礼貌的问道。“是的，当然可以”邻居说，“但是你必须在这里读，你知道，我制订了个规定，就是绝对不允许我的书离开我的图书馆”
几天后这个邻居打算向马克吐温借他家院子里的割草机。“当然可以”吐温说:"你当然可以借，但是你必须在这里用，你知道，我制定了一个规定，就是绝对不让它离开我的院子"

老师：迈克，你老是让你爸爸替你做家庭作业，这次又这样...
迈克：请原谅，老师，起先这次我不想让我爸做的，但是我妈太忙了

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1.A little boy asked his father, " Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "

The father replied, " I don 't know ,son. I 'm still paying!! "

一个小男孩问他的父亲"爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?"
他父亲回答:" 我不知道,儿子,我还在付帐呢"

1 小孩问他爹 结婚要付多少钱？
他爹曰“不知道，孩子，我现在还在为结婚花钱呢”

2 Tarry镇的马克吐温有一次去邻居那借一本书，他有礼貌的说“我可以借你本书吗？” ，“是的我们欢迎还来不及呢，但是你必须得在这里读，你知道的我们有这样的规定：从不让任何一本书离开图书馆~”邻居回答道。

3 T：MIKe 你总是叫你爹替你写作业 这次又是这样
M：不好意思你说啥老师，我一开始本不乐意叫爸爸帮我做的，可是妈妈太忙了。

小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，结婚得TMD花多少钱啊？ ”

父亲回答说：“曹，我上那知道去啊，你爹我现在还在花钱呢”