关于生活乐趣的英语文章

一个英语小故事，很好笑的，不知道怎么样
One night ,Mrs Riley ,an elderly woman ,was walking along a dark ,London street.She was carry her handbag in one hand and a plastic carrier bag in the other .There was nobody else in the street except two youths.They were standing in a dark shop doorway. One of them was very tall with fair hair,the other was short and fat with a beard.
The youths waited for a few moments,and then ran quickly and quietly towards Mrs Riley .The tall youth held her from behind while the other youth tried to seize her handbag .
Suddenly,Mrs Riley threw the tall youth over her shoulder .He crashed into the other youth and they both landed on the ground. Without speaking, Mrs Riley struck both of them on the head with her handbag and walked calmly away .
The two surprised youths still sitting on the ground when Mrs Riley crossed the street towards a door with a lighted sign above it .Mrs Riley paused, turned round, smiled at the youths and walked into the South W