有没有英语笑话，要短的，十句左右

Son:"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
Dad:"I think so. What is it you want to me to write?"
Son:"Your name on my report card."

"I d'like some vitamins for my son."
"Vitamin A, B or C ?"asks the pharmacist.
"It doesn't matter.He can't read yet . "

A woman walks up to a nice old man.
Woman:"What's the secret of a long life?"
Old man:"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, I also drink a lot of wine and exercise."
Woman:"Wow, that's amazing. How old are you?"
Old man:"26."

A little girl and a little boy are looking at the famous sculpture. Rodin named it "The thinker".
Girl:"What do you guess he's thinking?"
Boy:"I think he's thinking about where he put his clothes!"