高手帮我翻译一下自我介绍

First: I usually like the Internet, often visit the End of the World Forum and the Cat Head of the Forum. Second: I love playing football and like to watch football World Cup, England is my favorite team, David Beckham and Michael Owen is my idol, my football number is served on the 20th, while China's disappointing football But I still wish Chinese football (no alternative but to say). Third: I am a little lazy, not like laundry, but I was about health. IV: Fuzhou is a good city, but the weather was very bad.
基本正确
再翻译成中文就是这样了
第一：我通常喜欢上网，经常访问世界的尽头论坛和猫团长论坛。第二次：我爱踢足球和喜欢看世界杯足球赛，英格兰队是我最喜欢的球队，贝克汉姆和欧文是我的偶像，我的足球号码是担任第20 ，而中国的足球令人失望，但我仍希望中国足球（无别无选择，只能说） 。第三：我有点懒惰，不喜欢洗衣服，但我的健康。第四：福州是一个很好的城市，但天气很糟糕。 (*^__^*)...嘻嘻 我没有办法了 中文和英文字意有很大的不通

First: I usually like the Internet, often visit the End of the World Forum and the Cat Head of the Forum. Second: I love playing football and like to watch football World Cup, England is my favorite team, David Beckham and Michael Owen