帮我,中文翻译英文,麻烦各位高手大大神神巨巨

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不要翻译器的。谢谢各位啦
以下内容:
结婚后要讲理,打人是不对的!
我们是和平的家庭!
我答应你,以后不老是看美女,只要她不比你漂亮!
你不能老是去看帅哥,比我帅都不行!
每天要煮饭给我,做家务,把家整理得漂漂亮亮的。
不能这样对我!虽然你不会煮饭!
看到没有,这是你学习的榜样!
为人妻,不能讨好丈夫的胃,你离寡妇不远了!到时候别哭!
不管事情对错,老公总是对的。有意见请参照上一句,再有意见就进行中世纪战争!谁赢谁是对的!我们的家是很民主的!
对我温柔点!不许对我用冷兵器!如果你嫌弃我,要离开我!我会紧紧的抱着你,不让你离开!不管什么时候,我对你都是不抛弃,不放弃!
钱我来挣,不许你到外面劳累!这是男人的浪漫!你是不懂的!
将来有小孩,要教他们相亲相爱,不要学我们。
我会好好锻炼,让自己有一个好身体,活的更久,还能保护你,不让你受到伤害。比你死得晚,让你在人生的最后一眼看见的还是我。不会比你死得早,让你因失去我而痛苦。
彪悍的婚姻不需要理由!
不要翻译器,也不要再在线翻译的,这个我是要用来交作业的!!

Want reasonable after get married, hit persons is wrong!
We are peaceful families!
I promise you, hereafter not and always see beauty, want ~only her unlike you are beautiful!
You can't always see a handsome boy, more handsome than me all don't go!
Want to cook to me everyday, do household chores, the pair of house sorting gets Piao beautiful and bright of.
Can't so to me!Although you will not cook!
See have no, this is you the model of the study!
Behave wife, can't try to please the husband's stomach, you leave widow not far!Don't cry when the time comes!
Ignore an affair to wrong, the husband is always right.Have intention to to see to please to according to previous , again have intention to see in progress century war!Who win who is right!Our houses are very democratic!
Order my gentleness!Forbid to use cold weapon to me!If you abandon me, leave I!I will tightly embrace you, don't let you leave!Ign