英语幽默故事(急!!)

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要求:
1.英语的幽默的
2.要有翻译
3.不要太短也不要太长,中篇
4.最好是两人对话的
要翻译,越多越好,中篇的

one man, airport, filling up some documents

question 1: full name
answer: andy lee
question 2: date of birth
answer: 27/8/1966
question 3: nationality
answer: Chinese
question 4: sex
answer: twice a week
.........

:) 很简单 需要翻译么?????

A Gentle Reminder
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"

Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

Notes:

(1) reminder n. 提醒

(2) anniversary n.周年纪念

(3) hint v.暗示

(4) switch v.改变

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案:

① How long had the couple been married?