一个有趣的英语笑话

中国人撞到外国人
“I am sorry.”
"I am sorry too"
"I am sorry three"
"what are you sorry for"
"I am sorry five"

Cossing the border
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle,the man had on his shoulders."What is in the bags?"asked the guard.
"sand."said the cyclist.
"Get them off-we will take a look."said the guard.it was sand.the same thing happened.
A few days later the guard asks the man andsay"please tell me what were you smuggling?""Bicycles!"

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My P