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Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did one angel say to the