有关圣诞节的谜语(english)

Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
圣诞节:每人得到Santamental的时间.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
男人的3舞台:他信仰圣诞老人 .他不信仰圣诞老人.他是圣诞老人.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
你听说一个圣的驯鹿现在为Proctor和Gambel工作吗?它的真 ........彗星清洁洗涤池!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
在墨西哥中绵羊怎样说祝你圣诞快乐?欺骗Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
情况怎样你将解雇圣?解雇他

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
如果运动员到达,运动员步行宇航员得到什么吗?Missle脚趾!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
如果圣诞老人和克劳斯女士有一孩子,什么希望他是打电话吗?一个地位低克劳斯.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly