笑谈广东话《有咩留返拜山先讲喇》果句英文系乜野？

If you have anything to talk, let it go to the mountain to talk!
这是一句典型的中国式英语。亏他们想得出～～

成段一共有两句
第一句 if you have anything to talk, you can go to the mountain to talk!

第二句 if you have anything to talk, leave it to worship the mountain to talk!