麻烦会英语翻译的帮忙翻译一段笑话

One day, an old nun feel body unwell, so called a small nun took her to the hospital the examination urine sample.

Unfortunately the halfway to hit by a woman, urine all spilled on the ground. Small nun did not know what to do.

The woman say: "is not a urine, I pay you point." A small nun, frank said: "good."
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When the test report, check out the old nun pregnant!

So the old nun lying on his back: "this year, even the vegetables are animals unreliable treacherous?"

nun 不能翻译成尼姑 英国没尼姑 应该翻译成 修女

其他都还算可以 呵呵

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