帮我翻译!要英语!

My name is Herry Potter!My famous skill is turn a crude essay into a literary gem.And there are four people in my family.They are my sister,my mother,my father and I.I'm 1000 years old,which proves that I'm a monster(妖怪）！Besides,I like eating bananas and hamburgers.Ha ha,it's my self-introduction!

怎么样，不知道符合不符合你的要求，但还是祝你进步哦~

I'm Harry Porter!
My famous skill is turning stones into gold!
I've got 4 family memebers!
My elder sister!
Mum and Dad!
I'm 1000 years old this year!
I'm a goblin with a thousand years'life!
I like banana and hamburger!
Hah hah, this is my self introduction!

哇，你每句都是惊叹号啊。