wow血精灵种族女生的笑话是什么

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血精灵女:

No, no, I won't do that, but my sister will!
不,不,我不会这么做的……不过我妹妹会!(做什么?各位男性玩家扪心自问去……)

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
你相信一见钟情么?还是我们应该再邂逅一次?(臭屁的小丫头……)

I went to the Undercity to get a facial, ah, have you seen these people?! I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you‘re gonna give me a facial? She got mad; at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? #$%@& haha, she sounded like a murloc!
我去幽暗城做面部美容,天啊,你见过那帮家伙嘛!我说:你自己连下巴都没有,却要给我做面部美容?她生气了,至少我想是这样。你听过没有下巴的人说话么?#$%@&(恶意模仿) 哈哈,她听上去就像个鱼人!

Oh, I hate Thunder Bluff, you can't find a good burger anywhere!
哦,我讨厌雷霆崖,你根本找不到好吃的汉堡!(嗯,欺负完亡灵MM又去欺负牛牛了)

Mirrors can't talk, luckily for you they can't laugh either!
镜子不会说话。对你来说幸运的是,它们也不会笑.(各位女性玩家千万忍住不要砸显示器……)

How can I miss you if you don't go away?
你不离开我怎么能想你呢?(说你呢,屏幕前流口水那个!)

Do you think the