有什么开学可以用的幽默小故事吗

新概念英语上不都是这些吗？鉴于是高一的老师，您可以去找《新概念英语》2
里面的故事既有趣，又有很多重要短语，可以考虑给学生推荐。

A teacher said to her class:

"Who was the first man?"

“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.

"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"

"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."

有个老师问班上的学生：

“谁是第一个男人？”

“乔治·华盛顿，”一个