关于春节的英语小笑话

A:How long will the next bus be?
B:It's about 45 feet.
这是玩得文字游戏。用中文就没劲了。翻成中文就不好笑了。

A: I have seen your face somewhere?
B: Yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.
怎么样啊？ 能悟出它的幽默所在吗？
Customer: These shoes are much too narrow and pointed.
Shoes Cleark: That's what they' re wearing this season.
Customer: Perhaps so,but I'm still wearing last season'feet.

Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.
Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.
你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了
病人： 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。

英语笑话有的不能翻成中文。 有的可以

A:How long will the next bus be?
B:It's about 45 feet.
A: I have seen your face somewhere?
B: Yes, it has always been just right here between my two ears.
Customer: These shoes are much too narrow and pointed.
Shoes Cleark: That's what they' re wearing this season.
Customer: Perhaps so,but I'm