找幽默的英文短信...

我昨晚睡觉时听见你鼻子在唱歌。
Last night, I heard your nose while sleeping in the singing

xixi and haha were two friend,one day haha die,xixi went to haha's tomb and said : haha you are die!
这个嘛 我个人绝觉得讲出来都挺好笑的 但是就看你的文化环境讲这个会不会显得失礼了 这个其实算是典型的中式英语的笑话来的

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

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