UC知道求英语达人翻译《烦死你同事的101种方法》
来源：百度知道 编辑：UC知道 时间：2024/06/03 21:17:37
Many of us are stuck in a cube for most of the day. Why not have some fun with your co-workers. They annoy you day in and day out. Here are 101 ways for you to slowly drive them crazy.
1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
6. Turn your earphones up all the way
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
12. Practice beat boxing
13. Sing show tunes
14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
16. Walk around the office barefooted
17. Empty out a co-workers off
1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
6. Turn your earphones up all the way
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
12. Practice beat boxing
13. Sing show tunes
14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
16. Walk around the office barefooted
17. Empty out a co-workers off
我们中的大部分人每天的生活就像被塞在一个大盒子里一样。不如拿你的同事们取取乐吧，因为他们总是一天到晚不停的烦你。下面是101种慢慢烦死你同事的方法：
1. 在他的办公桌上放一大叠以前的应聘简历，然后留个纸条说：“把这些都归档。”
2. 把你的报告用订书机订在错的地方。
3. 在他的光电鼠下面贴一条透明胶带。
4. 拔掉他电脑屏幕的电源。
5. 跟生病的同事说话时戴上防毒面具。
6. 把你的耳机声音开到最大。
7. 在微波炉里炸爆米花。
8. 一不小心“忘记”把你的金枪鱼三明治放进冰箱里。
9. 把复印机的提示音开到最大。
10. 把主复印机/打印机的纸掏空。
11. 把主复印机/打印机的墨倒空。
12. 练习敲盒子。
13. 无比风骚的唱歌。
14. 在说“再见”前先挂电话。
15. 开会时大声吸热咖啡。
16. 光脚在办公室走来走去。
17. 在周五下午大家都下班了以后，把同事的办公桌清空。
18. 把大家的笔抽出来放进别人的笔筒里。
19. 在他们打开电脑前塞张3.5英寸A盘进去。
20. 把他们的鼠标用强力胶粘在桌子上。
21. 在他们桌子上留一罐开封的金枪鱼罐头。
5分也太少了
发错地方了吧