求一篇爆笑的英语短文（下面有大体故事）

a man was beaten on his way to work beacause he pulled down a woman's skirt ,which was blown up ,then he thought she likes the skirt blown up.unexpectly, was hardly beaten again after he pulled the woman's skirt up.

Men have a way to work was doing good fight, because the hands holding him for a woman over what has been blown down from the skirt, and then thought that she likes him windblown skirt, just carefully put her skirt pulled up But then, again playing

Man have a way to work was doing good fight,