英语笑话(300至320字)

A man asksed God"God,how long is one million years for you?"
"Just a minute "God said.
"How much one million dollors fou you?"the man asked again,
"one penny"
"Oh,my,god,can you give me one penny?"
"Ok,but wait for a minute"

我们英语试卷上的：
Tom is seven. He goes to school every day. The school is near his home. So he goes there on foot and comes back home on time (准时）.But today he is late. his mother asks him,“Why are you late today?”“Iwas in the teachers'office.”“Why did you go to the teachers'office?”“because my teacher asked us a question in class,and nobody(没有人）could answer it,but me.”“It's good to answer the teacher's questions.”“But the question was'Who put the ink(墨水) on my chair?'”